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Vile Contagion Prologue

September 29th, 2009 (05:50 pm)

Title: Vile Contagion : Prologue
Rating: R for self-pleasure, implied sex
Pairing: Gaius Baltar / himself, implied Gaius Baltar / Caprica Six, future other Gaius pairings
Summary: Two years before the fall, Gaius Baltar discovers he may have contracted a disease. This is a prologue for a longer study.
Thanks to [info]blaaksable for beta readings.



Two Years Before The Fall

The second he heard the door lock, he finally allowed himself to panic. He untied his velour bathrobe, fingers trembling, and took his cock in his hand, pulling over his bedside lamp to better examine it. Flaccid, it was nothing to brag about, but as far as he could see, there were no strange discolorations or markings, no little red welts or dry patches, at least not yet. No, it was as smooth and lovely as ever, well-shaped, and for a moment Dr. Baltar began to doubt that he'd even felt anything strange at all. In fact, the painful sensation had only occurred during his orgasm, as he'd felt that incredible blond tighten around him, her surprisingly strong hands pulling him in deeper. His memories of her moans were enough to almost make him forget about what had happened next.

Satisfied that there were no blemishes he could detect, Dr. Baltar tied his robe and moved into his study, trying to maintain a rational and scientific mind as he began to type his symptoms into the browser window. As he waited for results to pour in for his query, he began to examine his member again, as if he was sure that this time he would see the problem, the cause written in big letters along the shaft. He realized that his hand had stirred certain responses out of his body, and he continued to stroke himself to ease his anxiety.

Strangely, nothing seemed relevant. Every disease that listed his particular problems listed many things that were far worse than what he was experiencing, and almost none of them were transmitted sexually. A new panic rose up in Dr. Baltar, that perhaps he had misjudged the lovely young woman, and that perhaps his disease was much more serious, coming from a defective organ. Perhaps it was a degenerative nervous disorder. That was it, his nerves weren't reporting correct stimuli. Of course. A good surgeon might be able to help him. There, now wasn't that simple? He'd phone his physician immediately. Or maybe he'd better wait until he'd dealt with the parts of himself that he was still fondling.

He summoned up images of the woman who had just departed, the one he'd been so sure had given him some vile disease, but who he now knew must have been innocent. He thought of how her lips had reddened as she sucked him, of her moans muffled around his length. How eager she'd been to swallow everything and keep her mouth on him until he was ready to satisfy her. He was surprised by how easily he could embrace the terror he'd had only moments ago, how she became sexier for her imagined danger. He stroked faster, his hips arching up from his chair and into his hand, as he brought himself to the edge.

As he came, he was paralyzed for a second by the shock of feeling what he'd been hoping he'd only imagined, the nerves he was sure couldn't be responding correctly, that no disease he'd ever heard of caused. The second he felt his climax, the nerves of his spine lit up, burning a trail from his tailbone up into his skull. His skin was almost hot to the touch. Gaius couldn't have dialed his physician's number quickly enough.

...

"I think you'll be pleased to hear your tests came back negative," the pretty nurse informed Dr. Baltar.

"May I put my pants back on, then?" he asked, uncomfortable in his striped hospital gown.

"Yes, of course, Mr... Doctor, Baltar. Oh-" recognition flashed in her eyes. "Doctor Baltar! I read your interview in the Caprican Herald last week. Its... very controversial..."

"Yes, I, if you don't mind, I'd like to redress. Thank you, though, for keeping up with my..." he trailed off as he noticed the nurse watching him intently, her hands clutching her clipboard against her chest, yet holding it just low enough to accentuate her cleavage. "You know, miss... if you'd like to discuss it, I'm free all afternoon..."

"I'd be honored, Dr. Baltar. May I call you Gaius?"

Gaius was pleased his results had been negative.

Comments

Posted by: Lieutenant Zombie ([info]tin_o_biscuits)
Posted at: September 30th, 2009 01:00 am (UTC)
YOU KNOW...

ROFL, this is going to be so epic. I can feel it.

Posted by: Eddy ([info]blue_crow)
Posted at: September 30th, 2009 01:06 am (UTC)
Gaius Eyeroll

I hope so! Here's to hopefully me going through with something for once.

Posted by: Lieutenant Zombie ([info]tin_o_biscuits)
Posted at: September 30th, 2009 01:08 am (UTC)
Bayonetta- smirk

Should I draw you a cheerleader Feef? srsly, I'm getting good at drawing him in drag what the heck.

Posted by: Eddy ([info]blue_crow)
Posted at: September 30th, 2009 01:10 am (UTC)
Gaius Baffled

Only if you'd like. You seem to talk about your big list of to do drawings and I don't want to cause you burden. D:

Posted by: Lieutenant Zombie ([info]tin_o_biscuits)
Posted at: September 30th, 2009 01:11 am (UTC)

Oh, it's no burden. I really only have two or three drawings that need finished. :)

Posted by: Rap ([info]rap541)
Posted at: September 30th, 2009 01:12 am (UTC)

Hee! I like!

Now go work on the birthday fic :D

Posted by: Eddy ([info]blue_crow)
Posted at: September 30th, 2009 01:19 am (UTC)
Gaius Caprica

Yay!

Okay. I can do that. I still need to get my outlines a little more hammered-out.

Posted by: Sabbath ([info]millari)
Posted at: September 30th, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
frakking_awesome

I know you have dramatic plans for this, but right now, Gaius is totally hilarious. There is so much particularly Gaius comedy gold here that really tapped into the Gaius of Season 1 - him frantically entering his symptoms into a search engine, him idly fondling his penis and getting distracted from his hypochondriac tendencies by the need to masturbate, and then later be distracted from his medical worries by the pretty nurse's cleavage, lol. I was reminded of that really fun scenes from the show with Gaius insisting on Cottle giving him an MRI. :D

I also really enjoyed Gaius' total swing in mood from outrage with Caprica to indulging in fantasies about her, in the space of like a minute. Hysterical.


Posted by: Eddy ([info]blue_crow)
Posted at: September 30th, 2009 04:46 am (UTC)
Gaius Intense

♥ I'm glad you enjoyed this. I like to rewatch a lot of whatever era I'm writing for the show and I've been watching a ton of S1 so I think the comedy of Gaius was something I'd been reconnecting with. I know my impulses with him are sometimes the New Caprica Gaius but that was really a phase and he's really more like this.

He's just so much fun, I hoped it was fun to read.

Posted by: A crazy random happenstance ([info]safenthecity)
Posted at: September 30th, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)
Felix voting

Oh, my. I'm afraid to ask where this is going, and yet... so very intrigued. :)

Posted by: Eddy ([info]blue_crow)
Posted at: September 30th, 2009 05:41 pm (UTC)
Gaius Wonder

Let's just say the disease gets around. A lot. And then Gaius figures out what it *does* and has a lot of fixing to do.

Posted by: BlaakSable ([info]blaaksable)
Posted at: September 30th, 2009 10:06 pm (UTC)

This is much better when I'm not reading it as a beta. I get to really experience Gaius's crazy.

Also, I love the awkward dismissal at the end until he realizes she's trying to show him her cleavage.

Posted by: Eddy ([info]blue_crow)
Posted at: September 30th, 2009 11:29 pm (UTC)
Gaius Sexy

Hee, I'm glad you got to enjoy it! ♥

Posted by: daybreak777 ([info]daybreak777)
Posted at: October 7th, 2009 12:17 am (UTC)
mr. nice gaius

No, it was as smooth and lovely as ever, well-shaped, and
Heeeee! I giggled from here onward. Every guy's worst nightmare, especially one as enamored of himself as Gaius is. Made me grin. :-)

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